Genius

Well, my archives are finally fixed. Actually, I didn't realize they were broken until tonight. Apparently it helps to tell Blogger to store them in the /html/blog/archives folder instead of just /archives/. Yeah, I know, I'm geeking out on ya. Wipe the glaze off of your eyes, because this means you now have unfettered access to the Best of Turtle Pond.

I also enabled full feeds for those too lazy to actually visit my blog daily like a true stalker. And we all know what happens when the stalkers leave you.

KEVIN: Please don't go!

WILL: What?

KEVIN: Stay! Come on, we'll-- we'll split a Shasta, we'll--we'll bust open a box of Hydrox! Whatdya say, cap'n?

WILL: I'm no expert, but shouldn't you be calling the police rather than offering me snacks and calling me "cap'n"?

KEVIN: Look, when the stalkers leave, it's the first sign that your career is slipping. It's a little tidbit I picked up from Val Kilmer.