New secretary

Things have been kind of busy lately. What with me tearing up the yard and preparing for my next trip, I had to get a secretary to help keep things straight around here.



Driving down my street Saturday, I passed a small garage sale with this table & chair out in front. Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! I almost put my dogs through the windshield as I backed up to park. How much? $20?! Are you sure you don't want my car or $200B in junk loans or something , too? Excuse me while I whip this out! And as I loaded my prize into the pilot, I realized part of the reason for the bargain-basement pricing. Ants. A colony of ants, to be specific. Luckily, I'm excellent at disassembly, and chemical warfare. After reassembling and sanitizing, the rugrat got her own desk, just like daddy's but cooler.