My evil new plan

From this wonderful site: http://www.darksites.com/souls/horror/evilguide/index.html
and this form: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Am I into this stuff, the whole goth Kingdom of doom thing? No, but I found the form on Stumbleupon and it's funny as hell.